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As time passes certain events in a campaign become almost legendary in nature. They might have started as simple events but the retelling of the story makes it more interesting. At least that is what all bards will tell you.

A story is always more interesting when told from a different point of view. In this case it just happens that our kender wizard is our storyteller. I will add to the journal entries on a periodic basis.

Felbar take it away.

Enjoy.

Felbar List of Useful Things He's Learned

1. All Ogres are a members of KAKA (Kill All Kenders Alliance). Therefore, for the good of all Kender, Ogres must be killed. (Thanks for the information Magnus)

2. A pile of skulls means there must be monsters nearby.

3. Being the first through a door in a dungeon usually means that you are the first to get speared, shot or otherwise mortally wounded.

4. Kender make good scouts.

5. Orcs are rude and obnoxious. They generally would sooner fight than talk, but you can at least outwit them and avoid a fight.

6. Rolando is indecisive. Give him guidance.

7. Og must be cursed, we have unpolymorphed him once, almost drowned twice and died once.

8. Og will probably drown on the next adventure.

9. Mages, unlike fighters , should hang back, not because of cowardice, but armor and stamina make them much better suited to up front fighting.

10. FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!!
oops. Sorry Magnus.

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